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This may be a slightly off the wall idea – I’m not a spin doctor or even a spin paramedic – but with the election beauty contest so tight, would it not help if one of the leaders were to turn up for the final debate this week with shaving cuts?

I doubt there is a single member of related website the electorate who has not had one of those moments when, preparing for an important date or an interview, a pimple appears from nowhere, or the razor takes on a life of its own and administers a nick.

Imagine the warmth that might emanate towards any leader showing solidarity buy canada goose jacket edmonton with us sad sacks by appearing with little pieces of toilet paper stuck to his face. Alternatively, our potential prime minister could go the opposite way by kitting himself out can you dry clean a canada goose coat in the kind of super-confident flash footballer’s get-up Dwight Yorke chose for his appearance as a pundit on the Manchester United v Spurs match on Sky on Saturday. Yorke sported a tight-fitting silver suit – not shiny or iridescent but actually silver, maybe even spun from the precious metal (go for it Gord, it could be your signal economic recovery is under way) – worn over a black and white polka-dot shirt and a black and silver striped tie which must have tested Sky’s high definition cameras to the limit.

Good work, Dwight, although in terms of wacky syntax, early polls showed Yorke trailing his fellow speaker – the master, Glenn Hoddle. The latter informed us that the Tottenham defender Michael Dawson “has jumped the pecking order” and announced at half-time that, “Results-wise it’s on course for what they’ve come up here for.” Spurs, that is, I think. These end-of-season encounters best price canada goose parka involving Manchester United seem to be following something of a pattern of late – tense, sterile first halves, redeemed slightly by an exciting finish.

It means that for the viewer at home the ads best canada goose jacket womens at half-time are eagerly anticipated. Saturday’s offerings did not disappoint. The John Lewis commercial was quite stunning. It is like a mini Working Title film – and the chance to get one of those over with in less than a minute is not to be spurned – in which a young girl grows through her soft-focus teenage years average price of canada goose jacket and through caring, sharing motherhood before becoming a smiley grandmother of the type often seen skipping along a beach with her still virile and steely haired man buy canada goose parka cheap in those daytime ads where Michael Parkinson flogs pension plans.

The soundtrack is Billy Joel’s whiny ballad She’s Always A Woman, the message being that John Lewis will always be there for you. Or something. You do not know what you missed if you went off to make a cup of tea. Apart from that, Sky’s advertisers seem to think that mostly, when not slumped in front of the football on the telly, we are just shaving and betting.

William Hill and Bet 365 are running extensive campaigns and the razor companies appear to have come to some sort of multilateral agreement to end the escalation in the number of blades. King Of Shaves was hawking its new bit of kit on Saturday as a bendy shaver, able to negotiate the contours of the hideously puffy faces we have developed by eating cheesy Wotsits in front of the TV, without even mentioning the number of blades. Could blade wars be over?

I should confess that as a West Ham fan, all this focus on shavers and silver suits was merely displacement activity, diverting thoughts from the afternoon’s massive, season-defining, etc etc match against Wigan. In the event it provided BBC’s Match of the Day with the weekend’s most poignant image, best canada goose jacket style Scott Parker and Gianfranco Zola’s protracted hug after Parker’s winning goal, the second homoerotic moment on the show in as many weeks, after the Neville-Scholes snog. MOTD may be banned in some B&Bs if this persists.

The Parker-Zola embrace was especially potent for Hammers’ fans, given the likelihood that neither of them will be at Upton Park next season. Split-crotch panties and the Daily Sport alone did not propel owners Sullivan and Gold into the top 200 of the Sunday Times’ Rich List, so there is a fair chance some of West Ham’s family silver – in which category, Parker is as shiny as Dwight Yorke’s suit – will be cashed buy canada goose jacket ebay in, in order to make the bottom line look more healthy.

Not before time, some would say, but the sale of a beloved player is never easy for fans to take. For evidence, try to can i wash my canada goose coat catch Kings Ransom, a documentary about the transfer of the ice hockey star Wayne Gretzky from Edmonton Oilers to the LA Kings – “the trade,” as it became known.

It was on ESPN on Friday as part of its 30 for 30 series and it will undoubtedly be repeated. In a telling quote, Gretzky spoke of his undying love for the Oilers and added: “But I wanted to be the best ideas about canada goose outlet on pinterest highest-paid player in the game. I felt I deserved it.” That pointed up the inescapable fact about professional sport – that when the hugging and kissing and cheering is over, it is all about who can afford the shiniest suit.

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